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Krishana Ke Kadmo Par Kadm Chalaye Chalo
Bansuri Nhi To Seeti Bajaye Chalo
Radha To Ghar Wale Dilayege Hi
Jab Tak Gopiya Hi Ptate Chalo 

Keisha Laga Bhaiya Like Jaroor Karna Yar
By: Ajeet Shingh
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? 

Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. 

Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? 

Santa: Very long...!
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. 

Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. 

Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? 

Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? 

Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. 

Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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