=larkio ki Zndgi

"Lambi"

"Haseen"

"Hansti"

"Muskurati"

&

Tension se Azaad

Q hoti hy..?

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.=Very simple =













Q K







larkio ki koi





B.V nhi hoti.

1 aadmi aadhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola..



begum sisak sisak kr marna acha h ya 1 dum?



begum : 1 dum.



admi:

"Ty fair duji lat v mery uty rkh de":-)

Bin tyry shehr ka shehr veran rehta hy, Bichar k tuj sy har rasta sunsan rehta hy, Wo tujy tuj sy ziyada peyar karta hy, Jo aksar tery samny anjan rehta hy.@.

"Wife Ki dua"

Ya Allah pak mere husband ko buhat sari dolat de shohrat de

Tu ye sab mere shohar ko de day

us se lena mera kaam hai.

1 Admi Zor Zor Se Dua Mang Rha Tha "Ya Allah! Mujhy Chupkali Bana De".



2nd Admi: Tm Ye Dua Q Mang Rhe Ho?



1st: Q K Meri B.v Sirf Chupkali Se Hi Darti He.

Husband: Jaan Socha call ker loon.Tum miss ker rahi hogi?



Wife: 5 min pehly jo larai hui thi wo kya tha?



Husband: fittay munh, phir ghar ka number mil gya.

Do Dost aapas men baten karhe the...



Aik ne kaha:"Yar meri  Bewi itni moti ha k  aik dafa weighting Machine pe Chadi  tou Machine men se  Paper nikla  is par likha tha "Aik Aadmi Utar jaye"





Dosra Dost: Yar ye tou kuch bhi naheen meri Bewi itni moti ha k Aik dafa men dhobi k paas uske kapre leke gya tou dhobi ne kaha "Hum kapre dhotey hen... SHAMIANAY nahi!"

Oh Allah give me a partner who can support me in your COURT and make me able to save from all evels of the world.........

I know she is...............

Live long my heart touching wife.......

SUNEHRI BAAT



Naiki Kar Kay Aaise Bhool Jaya Karo



Jaise



Shaadi Karne Kay Baad Banda Muskrana Bhool Jata hai



:D:D

Wife:

Dekho Wo Aadmi mujhay Ghoor Ghoor K Dekh Raha Hai.



Husband:

Array Janay Do,

Wo Kabari Hai,

Bekar Cheez Par Nazar Rakhna Uski Adat Hai.