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ajeeb kashmakash me akar ruki hai jindgi,,, aye jaan,
aapko chahta hu par pa nahi sakta aur itna chahata hu ki bhula nahi sakata: 
 I miss you
By: +919721927177 s
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3 Months ago
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“सबके कर्ज़े चुका दूं मरने से पहले,  ऐसी मेरी नियतं हैं,
मौंत से पहले तूं भी बता दे ज़िन्दगी, तेरी क्या किंमत हैं.”
By: Megraj sangar
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3 Months ago
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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..

cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u
By: Admin
431 Likes
4 Months ago
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Suhag raat


wife: piche nhi aage dalte hain
sardar: kaise pata?
Wife: mera frnd mere aage dalta tha.

sardar: tu chup kr! Mera dost mere piche dalta tha.
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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Mom: Why R U pregnant? 


Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
By: Admin
421 Likes
4 Months ago
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aik pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia

bari muskil se pathan ne aik aurat ko razi kia dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gi
or os ne sexy awaz main kaha kuch or b chaye
tu pathan bola baji agar dohdh k sath biscuits b mil jay tu maza ajay ga
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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Ek Beggar nE Darwazay Per Dastak Di,

Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?
Faqeer:ALlAh Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi FaqeEr kA Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le gYa,
or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar yE HaI. .
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid Its Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
By: Admin
438 Likes
4 Months ago
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2 Lund Flim Ka Tickat Laytay Hai


Pehla Lund Dosre Se Bolta Hai Yar

Flim Sexy Na Hoo

Dosra Lund :

Kio Bay

Pehla Lund :

Salay Nahi To Sari Flim Kharay Ho Kar Daykhna Parhay Ga
By: Admin
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4 Months ago
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Ye Dunia sirf

larkion k liye he

Larki zor se
hanse to
Khoobsoorati, Larka zor se hanse to
Dungar,
Agar larki meetha bole to piari lagy,
Larkaahe to "tenu
ki mout pe gai a",


Larkian mill k chalein to Group,

Larke mill k chalein to "Baghertan da tola:
By: Admin
419 Likes
4 Months ago
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